Tuesday, 9 October 2007

Jon is fail redux

I have just joined 'Hot or not' in what is a hail mary pass to revive my love life. Though I'm pretty sure the consensus will be 'not', I feel I must take desperate measures as I fear that otherwise the hole at the end of my cock might heal up.

If you'd like to have sex with me, please do.

That is all.

1 comment:

Decidedly Bookish said...

Hahaha. Maybe one day, if you're lucky.

Laura